LAYER ONE: On The Outside.

Name = Matt
Birth date = Aug. 23, 1987
Birthplace = Lafayette, IN
Current Location = Brainard, NE
Eye Color = Different shades of blue mixed together
Hair Color = brown
Height = 5'10" ish?
Righty or Lefty = Right
Zodiac Sign = Virgo

LAYER TWO: On The Inside

Your heritage = Blood: No fucking clue; Life: American
Shoes you wore today = iunno, some kind of boots
Your fears = Dying alone, heights (yet I love being up high), and midgets
Your perfect pizza = Pepperoni deepdish
Goal you'd like to achieve = kill off all the stupid people in the world.

LAYER THREE: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow

Your most overused phrase on AIM = either Rawr or Rwar
Your thoughts first waking up = ugh.... too........ early... *pounds on alarm clock until it shots off*
Your best physical feature = eyes
Your bedtime = 11-1

LAYER FOUR: Your Pick

Pepsi or Coke = Coke. Preferrably Dew though.
McDonald's or Burger King = McDonald's
Single or group dates = single
Adidas or Nike = barefoot
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea = Blech to both
Chocolate or vanilla = Vanilla
Cappuccino or coffee = Cappuccino

LAYER FIVE: Do You?

Smoke = Yes
Cuss = Fuck no
Sing = yes
Take a shower everyday = shower?
Have (a) crush(es) = yes
Think you've been in love = yes
Like(d) high school = Only a few of the people in it
Want to get married = yes
Believe in yourself = not really
Get motion sickness = Sometimes..
Think you're attractive = no
Think you're a health freak = No
Get along with your parents = at times, other times I absolutely hate my dad. My mom's not an issue because she lives in GA
Like thunderstorms = Absolutely
Play an instrument = Used to play the sax

LAYER SIX: In the past month have you...

Drank alcohol = Yes
Smoked = Yes
Done a drug = Yes
Made Out = No
Gone on a date = No
Gone to the mall = No
Eaten an entire box of Oreos = No
Eaten sushi = no
Been on stage = Yes
Been dumped = no
Gone skating = no
Gone skinny dipping = no
Dyed your hair = no
Stolen anything = this survey

LAYER SEVEN: Ever...

Played a game that required removal of clothing = Yes.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated = Yes
Been caught "doing something" = almost
Been called a tease = yes
Gotten beaten up = No
Shoplifted = lots

LAYER EIGHT: Getting Older

Age you hope to be married = Whenever the time is right.
Numbers and Names of Children = not sure
How do you want to die = Fed to a hippo rode by cannibalistic midgets with sharpened teeth and nails.
When you grow up = Psh, I'm a Toys-R-Us kid
What country would you most like to visit = Scotland, Ireland, Iceland, Japan

LAYER NINE: In a boy/girl

Best eye color? = Green
Best hair color? = really doesn't matter
Short or long hair = Depends on the girl
Height = Shorter than me
Best articles of clothing = uh..... something cute yet kinda sexy too.
Best first date location = At home watching movies.

LAYER TEN: In The Numbers...

Number of drugs taken illegally = 6-ish, maybe more...
Number of people I could trust with my life = 0, maybe 1
Number of CDs that I own = Around 5
Number of piercings = only 1 until I move out
Number of tattoos = None but as soon as I turn 18...
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = once or twice
Number of scars on my body = Can't count them all, there's over 30 I believe
Number of things in my past that I regret = Only a couple.


NEXT STOLEN SURVEY (I'm really bored)


(x) I have been drunk
(x) I have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) I have kissed a member of the same sex
( ) I crashed a friend's car
( ) I have been to Japan
( ) I rode in a taxi
(x) I have been in love
(x) I've shoplifted
( ) I have been fired
( ) I have been in a fist fight
(x) I've snuck out of my parent's house
( ) I have been tied up
( ) I have been caught masturbating
( ) I have been arrested
( ) I've made out with a stranger
(x) I've stolen something from my job
( ) I've celebrated New Year's in Time Square
( ) I've gone on a blind date
( ) I've had a crush on a teacher
( ) I've celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
( ) I have been to Europe
(x) I've skipped school
( ) I've slept with a co-worker
( ) I have thrown up in a bar
(x) I have purposely set myself on fire
(x) I have eaten sushi
( ) I have been snowboarding
( ) I have been snow skiing
(x) I have made a snow angel
(x) I have been happy with myself
( ) I have met a movie star
( ) I had sex in a pool
(x) I went to a prom
( ) I've bungee jumped
( ) I have been to a pop concert
( ) I have dated someone for over a year
( ) I sold naked pictures of myself
( ) I have been in a car accident
(x) I have slept in the nude
(x) I've eaten cheesecake
( ) I've had jury duty
( ) I've hated someone without knowing them
( ) I have been to Maine
(x) I've shot a real gun
( ) I've ran around with my trousers around my ankles
( ) I've had sex with someone within a week of meeting them
( ) I've done ecstasy
( ) I've gotten my ass kicked
(x) I've been caught smoking
( ) I've milked a cow
( ) I've got in a verbal fight with a teacher
(x) I've cheated on someone
( ) Lied one time in this survey
( ) Lied more then once in this survey
( ) Threw a party at a friends house when they were gone
( ) Partied every weekend for the last month
( ) Sniffed markers to get high
(x) Slept for more than 15 hours at a time
( ) Petted a live tiger
(x) Kissed someone in the snow
(x) Found a four leaf clover
(x) Gave your parents the finger behind a closed door
( ) Gotten drunk in Germany
(x) Cried in public
( ) Cried in public in the last 5 days
(x) Been hit on by a member of the same sex
( ) Been asked to perform oral sex by a complete stranger
(x) Have unknowingly been the other man/woman in a relationship
( ) Have knowingly been the other man/woman in a relationship
( ) Hates the SuicideGirls.com banner (Those chickies are hot)